Most Men Aged 40 And Above Are Merely Seeking For Solutions To Their Declining Sexual Performance By Jumping From One Young Girl To Another

By Anayo M. Nwosu

It was his 48th birthday but Mr. Ubordiuto was not enthused. What's there to celebrate?

Even though he feels young, looks dapper and in all other areas except in his ability to re-enact the great sexual libido he was known for right from his secondary school days and while in the university at the University of California, Los Angeles, USA.

Ubordiuto was true to his name in that in his hay days, he would set even a nymphomaniac or a woman with insatiable sexual desire to resonance by using his manhood as the stringing guitar rope. By making his female sex partners sing loud songs as if they were "ubor" or a well played guitar.

"Ubordiuto" means "sweet guitar".

Now, the "ubor" or the guitar has lost its melody.

The hitherto sweet guitar has become a source of disillusionment to Ukwunnu, the well endowed wife of Mr. Ubordiuto and she is no longer finding it funny.

She feels that her husband has been philandering with other women only to return home with a deflated syringe fit only for inoculation. She feels so bad that her naked husband would no longer stand horizontally, nod like agama lizard or navigate her inner recesses so menacingly to cause her make guitar sounds.

Mrs Ukwunnu Ubordiuto was right in that her husband, in a bid to ascertain whether his sticking to his wife alone was responsible for his delayed ignition or halfhearted upstanding of the real Mr. Ubordiuto, had started chasing "small small" girls endowed with provocative body arsenals that can make a very flaccid phallus rise in salute. Even though he noticed an improved performance with more enterprising and patient girls, he noticed that he kept getting poorer instead of improving in his sexual performance as days passed by.

In the young girls, Mr. Ubordiuto would not have to see those sagging folds on the stomach of his own wife caused by the four sessions of pregnancy-induced inflation and deflation of the belly. One of the pregnancies produced a set of triplets. This would have been taken care of had wife undertaken some afterbirth stomach shrinking exercises like the Kardashians do.

Madam Ukwunnu has something going for her.

She is tight.

Mr. Ubordiuto insisted that the wife have their children through elective Caesarean sections as result, she didn't have her cave opening widened by the passage of babies' heads or childbirth induced tears which doctors claim would contract and return to normal circumference but the husbands of these women know the truth.

The tragedy now is that Ubordiuto has been diagnosed with high blood pressure and diabetes. His doctor friend has told him about the dangers of dying on top of a woman and was advised to stick to one socket. Even though he has noticed a decreased voltage to power his "aka ikenga" or penis he has decided to think and do home. He is now at the mercy of his wife.

Madam Ukwunnu who had enjoyed the melody orchestrated by her husband at the early stage of their marriage. Her man was like a dream come true. But now she would no longer bear the low and frustrating sexual activity from her husband. How can a 38-year old sexually active and happening lady settle for a power-drained veteran at home whilst she could procure a succor outside?

With increasing economic stress in the country coupled with the natural downward sexual performance trend in men above 40 years, there has been an alarming reduction in wife sexual satisfaction. Godly women now achieve orgasm artificially with manufactured sex instruments or from domestic servants like drivers, gardeners, male cooks, gatemen and junior colleagues in  the offices. Some smarter women have their sexual deficits taken care of by the same people in charge of their spiritual satisfaction.

The earlier and sooner the middle-aged men understand this unavoidable change in their lives' trajectory and take measures to address or manage the transition, they will continue to be looking for solutions in the wrong places.

Some men regarded as sugar daddies get scammed or fooled daily by undergraduate girls  who moan very loudly  as soon as the men lower their not- too-hard manhood into their mustached or cleanly shaven honeypots thereby making the men have a false sense of great performance. The trick is to engender repeat patronage and to make the wife at home look unappreciative.

Men with receding sexual performance should realize that an open discussion with a wife, good use of fingers, tongue and proper timing go a long way to transport a woman to the mountain of bliss. At this stage in the men's life, experience and timing not brawn or raw strength counts.

For this class of men, early morning is the best time to have sex just before urinating. Men of all ages have their greatest strength early the morning. Working class men should make use of their Saturday mornings. A breakfast of concentrated akamu with mashed potato makes a man upstanding till noon.

Any man above the age of 40 should find out why his age mates and those older than him eat a lot of bitter kola, ginger, carrots, watermelon sometimes regarded as natural Viagra, roasted corn, corn and guinea corn pap or akamu.

Regular exercises also like press-ups and cycling help to increase a man's pumping and staying power.

Wives who package well their bodies in sensual ways, avoid tying only wrappers at home like most housewives and that wife who minimizes the frequency of appearing naked before the husband at odd times, creates a applauding desire of the husband to enter the honey nest.

As with most men with deflated ego and others who lack of information which leads to suffering in silence, Ubordiuto has started slipping into avoidable foul mood especially when the wife no longer asks or demands for sex from him.

What's the point in stirring herself up and ending up annoyed?

She would no longer eat a "2-minute Indomie"! It is time to avenge the adulterous acts of her husband.

Mr. Ubordiuto has also noted that Ukwunnu, his wife, has started becoming nice to Mr. Linus Onochie, their 28 years old driver.