Wife's Respect For Her Husband Starts From The Matrimonial Bed, By Anayo Nwosu

I got the earliest hint of the power of being marvelous in bed when I was in the university; when beyond all fathomable reasons that were not academic, good looks nor financial, Matilda, a beautiful daughter of an Onitsha-based billionaire was stuck with a guy known as Surugede.

Surugede was not the only guy in the whole of University of Nigeria Nsukka that was heavily endowed with a huge staff of office but was able to hone his skills and put his priced natural resource to good use.

He was a sportsman and could run round the Francis Akanu Ibiam stadium in the university up to 10 times nonstop.

The guy never played with his stamina building or sustaining exercises.

He could do 70 "press up" in quick succession to the admiration of both males and females who gathered every Saturday to do exercises in the stadium.

The icing Surugede added to his sweet cake of excellent stamina was his good knowledge of female geography and rule of actions sequencing in bed.

I heard that he was also very patient and could "use his tongue well" unlike many conservative Igbo boys how think that it's all about rude entrance, brutish thrusting and premature injaculation.

Matilda treated Surugede as a god and suffocated him with love and care all throughout our stay in the university.

A man with big phallus, good stamina, good knowledge of actions sequencing in bed, patience and menacingly good use of tongue is a divine gift to a prayerful woman.

We men know it for a fact that not all owners of big phallus could put it to a menacingly good use as a purveyor of a woman to that highest point of bliss, that sweet feeling that's more valuable than silver and gold.

What is the worth of a man with all the money in the world who cannot make his wife feel like a thoroughly shaken woman?

It was a good omen that a day after my traditional wedding, one of my uncles known for "charity work"(i.e. helping sexually weak husbands or relatives satisfy their wives) sent for me.

"Anayo, I sincerely hope that you know what you are up against when you chose to marry a beautiful woman," he started to
my great embarrassment. "Was that why he called me?" I wondered.

"Ghuchaa nti gi!" meaning "listen carefully!" he warned, "I observed as you were smiling from ear to ear during the traditional wedding ceremony. You danced well to but that was not enough.

" I know that were your dad alive today, he would be telling you what you are about to hear from me.

"My son, let it never be lost to you that the submission of a woman to her husband begins in the bedroom; if you cannot satisfy her in the bedroom, you shall never control her outside bedroom.

"The anger of a sexually satisfied wife is always moderated by her reminiscence of her husband's heroics in bed.

"If both you quarrel or fight and she runs to her father's house, the thought of what she misses would make her return to your house with or without apologies from you.

"Many people don't know my usefulness in this community until I'm no more. I'm even getting old and have reduced the number of women I help do what their useless husbands could not do.

"Anayo, my son, don't play with alligator pepper, cocoyam fufu and ora soup, kolanuts, mmimi and bitter cola. They are good activators especially when the soul is willing but the body is weak.

"You should also exercise regularly since you modern people unlike us no longer do exercise your bodies with making ridges or yam mounds in the farms.

"Now bring out your manhood let me see", my funny uncle asked but I deemed that border-crossing. I told him that he didn't need to see my phallus to pass on his message.

My uncle laughed and said that he wanted to know whether I had what it takes to make a woman cry for more. To that I allowed him to speculate.

As I was about to leave, my uncle said: " I wish you well my son, but always remember that the key to the real happiness of your wife is in between your legs and in your tongue too".

With about two decades gone and still counting, I have come to hold as invaluable and supreme, the lessons from Surugede and my uncle.

Let any man who wants to marry build up maintain his stamina. He should also find many ways of sustaining his capabilities in bed by reading wider or asking elderly and more experienced men on how satisfy I woman in bed.

Unfortunately, the act of "doing it well" is not learnt in the church or in the mosque. Funnily, the most religious of women crave for this happiness but might be so shy to speak up or demand for it.

Material comfort alone does not make a woman happy.

It is illusory for a man to wonder why the wife has gone to seek for sexual happiness elsewhere in the bosom of charity givers like my uncle.

At the last day, so many wealthy men who are very poor in happiness producing bed performance would be shocked to learn how their drivers, gardeners, male relations, and wives' colleagues in the office have helped to service their wives.

Unfortunately, many people, including my readers would rather not discuss this kind of topic openly.

A problem once known is halve solved.

Find, enhance and maintain your happiness today.