The agony of the husband of an extremely beautiful working wife, By Anayo Nwosu

Never blame the husband of a beautiful woman as he fences off his wife.

Nobody has a right to adjudge a wall too high a fence which another man has erected around his home or his priced asset.

"Civilization my foot!" Mr. Akidi Amaoke stressed as he was saying that he didn't care whatsoever anybody felt or thought about the hypersensitive alarm he normally raises whenever he senses that a guy (be he a relation or a friend) is getting too close to his wife.

"Only a stupid man would think that a kite was descending from the sky to play with small fowls on ground or that a goat in the midst of yam would treat the yam as wood", he continued.

"I don't shout but scream anytime I adjudge a three-legged man too close to my wife. It works for me; when I scream, they leave my wife alone ", told me with a confidence of a pharmacist who dispensed an efficacious drug.

"Men of God are not excluded from my predators' or scream list ooo. I must not return home to see a pastor alone with my wife. I must be around for any prayer.

"Man is a man before being a priest. After all no man of God would ever be greater than King David, the prophet and the writer of Psalms.

"The destiny of Uria, the husband of Betsheba is never be my portion",  Akidi said without repentance.

Who would blame Mr. Akidi Amaoke?

"Obughi a na-ako n'amu m'amu ibi ana ada?" meaning "is it not a sustained scratching of the scrotum that enlarges an already inflamed scrotal sac into scrotal elephantiasis?" Akidi would asked rhetorically.

He knew what he passed through to marry Ugegbema his wife. It was not easy. The competition was rife but he prevailed.

And I agree with him.

No man would pass without turning like a robot to catch a second gaze at the beautiful work of art named Ugegbema by her parents.

Not even even the most pius of men would pass by Ugegbema with his head still straight or without stealing a gape at her, the way some of my friends stubbornly look at a beautiful women by the roadside through their cars' rear mirrors to avoid their wife's umbrage.

Ugegbema whose name means the "the very mirror that reflects a perfect beauty" in my opinion, was created by God on the Monday of creation week with fresh molding materials.

She is well proportioned with artistic contours drawn with divine calipers.

The bad economic situation had forced Mazi Akidi to reluctantly agree that his wife, Ugegbema picks a banking job.

And trust the Nigerian banks, they deployed Akidi's wife to customer service unit and later to marketing.

Akidi only imagined what happened behind him but wouldn't witness any.

Akidi's wife understands and most often is amused by her husband's behavior. She saw her husband's possessiveness as a sign of love.

Are you married to a beautiful woman that works as a marketer in an insurance company, Bank or as front desk officer in a five star hotel?

How do you cope?

Do you ever imagine another man who has what you don't have biologically or materially complementing you in servicing your wife?

How do you feel when you imagine that your wife collects many breasts' depressing hugs in a day from colleagues and customers alike at work?

Shouldn't a heavily endowed or strikingly beautiful wife be kept at home for the delight of her husband alone?

Do you know that many men that tell your wife "Nne you're very beautiful" would not want to stop at that if they see an opportunity to go beyond that?

Anybody may laugh this off but the man that is afflicted with "amu ibi" or "elephantine manhood" knows where his pain lies.