The Cucumber Sex Tape And The Blame Game: Was Miss Chidimma Okeke Blackmailed?

I have been forced to keep mute over this raving cucumber scandal making round the net but can’t anymore.

Chidimma Okeke.
Photo Credit: Instagram

Before I proceed, please be informed that I am no Saint, in fact, my Sin’s may be worst than Miss Cucumber’s wit the only difference been that I obey the golden rule of never getting caught, should I be caught however, I would keep mute and contain my shame.

A friend once told me that when I lie, I should look for a thousand lies to back it up because, if I don’t, the facts would be disconnected at some point and I would be caught.

I have tasted leadership and I know how people so desperately want to create lies and sale it at all cost until it starts looking like the truth so I get it when Miss Cucumber desperately try to tell us Uche Nworah is her unmaking without prove to back her claims up.

Opposition or not, all is aware that ABS has since the arrival of Uche Nworah being given a chance at being part of the successful state owned broadcast services within the country and would soon, under his continued watch become the best.

I am no fan of the present administration neither am I against them, I have my reservations however but this definitely isn’t one of  them but in my principle of never sitting by and watching bad be tagged good and truth be bent, I shall now analyze Miss Cucumber’s recent outburst in the nation newspaper point by point.

1. Our Dear Miss Cucumber in the interview is 20 years old: Hence by our law capable of taking care of herself, making choices and facing the consequences of her actions. She is even old enough to face the full wrath of the law.

2. Our Lovely Miss Cucumber said she never contemplated Suicide: By this statement, all can now relax over fears of her taking her dear life as this issue does not even by the bits bother or prick her pride. As a matter of fact, I am now convinced she is enjoying all the attention and popularity she is getting from it. (If na me sha, I for dun sharp sharp sign up with porn site that approached you cos I for the reason say which thing I want kuku carry my highly disgrace life do again cos if I no fit make money use am buy honour for myself, shame go kill me, u fit ask bro Abraham Maslow)

3. Our bae said her life was no longer in danger: (Haba na, if person even threaten me once, I must still de think say de person go ma want kill me anytime opportunity show and with all the conne when I get, I for dun sharperly ell our Governmenti say person want kpai me oh! How I want take still comot say de same people dun no want kill me again…dem ma go kuku use de chance hit me hard ni and d law agenci dem go say I no tell them at all….better afraid for de catch me die now)

4. Those threatening her stopped threatening her: (Na wah oh! Which kind rice when dem chop for this Buhrai era when been make dem threaten u finish come stop, werin dem chop ni and werin dem de find…e get as d matta be oh!)

5. Would soon reveal the faces behind her ordeal: Am so no longer buying this. If this so called blackmailers were real, our dear Miss and her Lawyers would have gone ahead to release their identities as they would have being in a haste to do so and savage the situation since to them, the issue here is not the evil done but those who made the issue known. (abi if na u desperately need to save ur name as u dun reason say de yeye when u do no mata and na de people when make de world know even as governmenti get reward for people when go expose dat kind evil, u no go sharp sharp release their faces….i wonder oh!)
Anyway, if one was busy looking for who to frame, the person would be busy concrting lies and facts to make the frame up appear real and that of course seems to be the case here. (Try blackmail me weda I no go report u asap…na dis small face and garri when I get na him u want come poor sand sand inside my garri….waka there…ta…I go report u same day joor)

6. She was never interested in the pageant but was begged and persuaded with interesting offers: Hell yeah! That’s your fist one right? Tell my left hand jari. It’s no longer news that if you were organizing a pageant you would look for participants with prospects to win. This no doubt is why you were approached in the first place and if whoever approached you had the goats to believe you could win and is a promoter if human capacity building, he would of course go all the way out to offer you a free form and in this case, his believe came to being, you won.

7. But one Jane told me that before a winner would be declared, there were certain things to be done, including the sex video: really? Wow! Now here is where I ran mad. Jeez, could this same Jane possibly tell you to eat your own poop and you will do same? What stupid desperation is this? Why do people even still pity your derailed desperate stupid acts after this startling revelation? Jesus wept! Would you, Darling, please receive 1billion Naira from her and take a life? Hell yea you would but this said life should be that of any of your apologists, just ensure to take a full clips of you doing it and afterwards let the world see it…only then can we really tell her defensive of you they can be, how popular it would make you, how many NGO’s and politicians would come to your aid and what the law enforcement agencies would be waiting for before they act.

8. Declared winner with Kia Rio Vehicle: Darling, are you telling us that just for a vehicle, a few change and a brief fame you were ready to sale your soul, show the entire world your cookie? Hell no…there is no way am going that cheap when I could do same and continue earning even after I die like Michael Jackson supposedly the unfortunate rumor that he sold his soul to illuminati was real. (come, where dem self cos I dun de find there contact since?)
Still wondering why for so little when other girls do same for duplexes and millions…clearly hon, you are ruled by material things…still wondering why you have not yet accepted the porn site offer cos if I loved material things as much as you do, I would have jumped in at once. (abeg no misunderstand me oh! Me self like money wella and I no say this particular porn hub go de pay wella…abeg no ask me how I take know, after all, any sin is allowed now so long as the price can get a Kia Rio, Popularity and small change for a brief life of fame)

9. On the contract ish: Sweetie don’t tell me that you didn’t know before know that signing contracts is part of winning and owning a crown for a year. You must sign a contract to be of good behavior and uplift the image of the organization you represent and the entire world else you be de-crowned. You can ask around and in case you fail to get any answers, contact Google  and you will discover that many of your kinds have been dethroned for far much less. So you see? ABS was really kind to you by building you an excuse for your dethroning as evident in their press release and video news unlike many disappointed organizations would do to their derailed ambassadors.

Their tactic disassociation from you before the video came out there remain the best move for anyone in their shoes and you blaming they released it is insane because rumors of the same video had being in the streets but quite hushed before your outburst of denial spurred your enemies to let it loose. You see, those who sent it to ABS did that just so you can be dethroned and your impulsive denial made all to get really interested and don’t forget, it was already out there. Honey, in this modern age there is more than enough evidence that can show if this video originated from Uche Nworah’s phone and also, there would be evidence to show if he received it via his whatsapp as he has said…(biko wise up na).

Am sure by now you are familiar with what technology can do and how much memory it can preserve, at least you are no longer denying you are the pretty girl in the video. You may as well tell us ABS or Uche Nworah videoed it while you lay gullibly and moaned in sweet joy…perhaps it can get you more heroic praises for doing the most unthinkable. Nonsense!

10. Your Uncles call and perpetual silence: According to you, ur Uncle had called Abs to re-instate you and give you your car built he was forwarded the video in a follow up blackmail and he kept quiet thereafter. I swear darling that if such a purportedly damage intended and concocted blackmail was ever leveled against me and am innocent by any chance, my Uncle would move the world to establish my innocence as our family legacy of honor supersedes every other thing for my family. Let me remind here also that all brand ambassadors sign a clause in their contracts were they vow to never do anything that is illegitimate and a disgrace to the brand hence the contract is terminated.

11. Claims of Sign or the Video be released: dumbest lie ever, do you think you are talking to fools? What is ever wrong with you? And yet kept mute, didn’t confide in your Uncle, Lawyer, any other family member and you didn’t talk so that you will be celebrated as the girl who said no and revealed the dirty secretes of the pageant till u plummeted into ur own dug pit? Haba na…. I honestly hope all your alies align with you on this and help you build enough evidence around it cos this is one lie that will need enough evidence to fly.

12. Became a Slave: Really? My dear all through your reign, you didn’t appear like no slave to me. Why don’t you try looking up the word “slave” so that you can see what a slave literarily and practically means with video and picture proves. Hell yea! You were a slave of your own lust….groupie sex with fellow girls and cucumber….Honey, better own your actions before they own and enslave you.

13. Dethroning and been shown the Video: My own mum and family would disown me over a disgusting scandal I walked into with my eyes wide open and let my pride allow it escalate talk more a company I am associated with. So you see? ABS owe you no apology but you do cos from my observations, you would have even ordered their immediate arrest and prosecution should you be their employees and they disgracefully erred like you.

14. Finally, cries, sobs, puffs; says not a lesbian: No! You are worst; you are a pathetic liar, a bisexual (manageable), an unrepentant lesbian and worst of, an unashamed greedy innocent looking girl. Yeah, that’s right…ya angry? Don’t be, cos you just tried to defame a man who didn’t just take you places but gave you a chance to work out of your own mess.

May God help you and I and the entire world to always realize that the rest of the world is smart too hence the need to draw less attention to ourselves in a bid to be at the top but let nature take us to the top when the time is right. Desperation begets the downfall of us all when we let it decide our actions.

I love you Darling, I was your huge fan and I would have helped you through this traumatic situation if you had owned your flaws and mistakes like I would and quit trying to pass on the blame to a very much innocent people.

Meanwhile, I wish you luck. Enjoy your unfortunate and destructive popularity, at least, you are now known world beyond.